June 2012
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I want my BearBear to snuggle up with right now :(
Anonymous asked: I think you're beautiful. :)
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WatchI love this clip. I fucking died. It was so funnyyy
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sex-guide:
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one post about being horny and everyone and their mother messages me about ‘getting cock’…..
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madmike95688 asked: hey how you doing today:)
how my mother works
me: mom i got all A's
mom:
me: mom i cleaned the whole house
mom:
me: mom i don't do drugs and i'm not pregnant
mom:
mom: is this your cup on the table?
me: yes
mom: you never do anything right i do for you all day long and you do nothing for me but stress me out you are so out of control you are grounded if you think you had no life before you just wait i cant believe you treat your own mother this way get out of my sight
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Anonymous asked: you mean not hard....
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First week of no sex for 6 months and I’m already going nuts…
This is gonna be hard.
Doooo it. →
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Woman v. The Government
Woman: I cannot afford to have a child right now. Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant but I cannot afford to have a child and I'm not ready to be a parent. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I had the child, but I cannot afford to raise him. Will you help me out?
Government: No.
Woman: I guess I'll have to give my child up for adoption.
Barry and Steve: We would love to raise your child. We have been in a committed relationship for 15 years. We have steady careers and are very successful and financially stable. We love children and wish to provide a loving nurturing environment for your child. Would you be willing to give your child to us?
Woman: Sure, as long as it's ok with the government.
Government: No.
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